Dec 24 2007

How come the Earth never blows out the candles on the cake I bake for her on Earth day?

Published by Jennifer at 1:40 am under Candles

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Old Salty asked:


PS. Do you think she is upset that I’m not using enough candles?

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5 Responses to “How come the Earth never blows out the candles on the cake I bake for her on Earth day?”

  1. # LaineyLooBooon 30 Dec 2007 at 10:43 am

    If anything, I think any woman would be more than happy that you forgot to put a few candles on the cake.

    Maybe it’s because she’s a little out of breath.
    This whole global warming/lack of natural recources/chopping down her rainforests/widespread disease/genocide/war fiasco might have taken the wind from her.
    Quite literally.

  2. # MR MOM USMC RETIREDon 31 Dec 2007 at 1:10 pm

    um,, well ok,, geez

  3. # tazon 03 Jan 2008 at 1:02 pm

    wtf get a life

  4. # Kamikaze Watermelonon 05 Jan 2008 at 2:00 am

    You weren’t in a windy spot, that’s all.

  5. # TWIN DOGS TOURon 05 Jan 2008 at 7:08 pm

    NEXT TIME BRING YOUR CAKE TO A WINDY SPOT CIRCLE THE CAKE WITH FIVE CANDLES AND LISTEN TO HER WISH